This is Bridget Jones reporting from a big vat of excrement. l am a journalist of the highest standards and integrity. ls this the end of my career? No, it can't be. Obviously it's important to tell one's boyfriend how nice he looks naked, but l have crucial, Pulitzer Prize winning journalism to do. L cannot believe how fantastic shagging was last night. So, as you can see, the incredible truth is the wilderness years are over. Not a fuckwit, alcoholic, workaholic, pervert or megalomaniac, but total sex god and human rights lawyer.
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Well, he thinks l have anyway, which is practically the same thing.a dream come true.
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He's given up being snooty, and l've given up smoking. Or to put it another way, ecstatic shags. Who cares about the odd professional hiccup? l've been in a functional relationship with an adult male for six wonderful weeks, four fabulous days and seven precious hours. The question is.: what happens after you walk off into the sunset? Nobody does it better Makes me feel sad for the rest Nobody does it Half as good as you Baby, baby Darling, you're the best Baby, you're the best. Honestly, you forget just one teeny, weeny detail and everyone treats you like an idiot. Skydiving.: a dangerous bane to the countryside and emergency services, or a safe and exhilarating hobby? Well. Bridget Jones, what the fuck are you doing? Maria and Captain Von Trapp, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Mark Darcy and Bridget Jones. You always wonder how it's going to work out at the end of the story. But this year, there was one crucial difference.
#BRIDGET JONES EDGE OF REASON FULL#
Lt was, as usual, crammed full with some of the most dangerous perverts in the UK, disguised as close, personal friends of my parents. Once again l was summoned, kicking and screaming, to my mother's turkey curry buffet, where l've had some of the most shaming experiences of my life.
#BRIDGET JONES EDGE OF REASON MOVIE#
Script-O-Rama afterwards for more free movie scripts!
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Tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally Transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly Helen Fielding book starring Renee Zellweger, Colin Firth, Hugh Grant, etc. Script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the movie based on the Script - Dialogue TranscriptVoila! Finally, the Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Renee Zellweger movie